10. Your trainer calls you “hopeless” behind your back but just loud enough for you to hear it.

9. Getting caught listening to the “Rocky” theme song while you’re on Level 1 on the stationary bike.

8. Having the padding in your bra fall out while doing upward dogs in the yoga room that everybody else can see in to.

7. Being outrun by a pregnant woman on the treadmill.

6. Learning that you are known as “that chick who sweats like a pig.”

5. Learning that you are known as “that ugly gay guy” and you’re not even gay.

4. Falling off the elliptical machine the first time you use it.

3. Falling off the elliptical machine the second time you use it.

2. Flashing everyone your balls while on the decline press.

1. Letting lose the stinkiest burrito fart ever while stretching on the overly crowded mats.

Tags: accidents, embarrassing moments, mistakes, oops, protocol

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